Monday, July 27, 2009

Jokes of the Day

Here Are 3 Short Jokes!!

(1) Chinese Adam & Eve:

If Adam and Eve were Chinese, we would still be in paradise, because they would have ignored the apple and eaten the snake.

(2) Three Feelings:

What's the difference between stress, tension and panic?
Stress is when wife is pregnant,

Tension is when girlfriend is pregnant, and
Panic is when both are pregnant.

(3) A tap on the driver:

A passenger in a taxi tapped the driver on the shoulder to ask him something....

The driver screamed, lost control of the cab, nearly hit a bus, drove up over the curb and stopped just inches from a large plate glass window....

For a few moments everything was silent in the cab, then the driver said, "Please, don't ever do that again.. You scared the daylights out of me."

The passenger, who was also frightened, apologized and said he didn't realize that a tap on the shoulder could frighten him so much.

To which the driver replied, "I'm sorry, it's really not your fault at all. Today is my first day driving a cab. I have been driving a hearse for the last
25 years."


Family of Four said...

I like the one about the Chinese Adam and Eve....

Nice angle.

Merryn said...

I like the three feelings! lol