Monday, December 20, 2010

“The Season of the Witch is Here”


There's the Season of Spring.
The Season of Summer.
The Season of Autumn.
The Season of Winter.

But, there's a Season that people fears the most....The Season Of The Witch!!

Season of the witch

This is the most feared Season...

" WHY?? " you may ask.

To me, this is because of WITCHES.

Witches, to me are very scary & creepy...

" Witches??!! This is nonsensical!! " you may thought in your mind.

Well, I do not know, but one thing for sure is that ' The Season Of The Witch' is coming this January into cinemas....

Thursday, November 18, 2010

“Case of the Stolen Keys to Tron: Legacy by TGV”

" It's elementary, my dear Watson. "

Are you as good as Holmes to solve the case of 
the stolen keys to TRON: LEGACY ?

The story goes by : 

TGV CINEMAS,1930 HRS, 19  Nov. 2010 : 

A projectionist found that the keys to the safe containing the TRON: LEGACY movie reel had been STOLEN! 

The projectionist claims he went to the washroom, then he came back to find the keys' been stolen!

He then later reported to the police. The only evidence found so far are strands of golden hair...
The police suspects it's an inside job.

Can you solve this case? And be the Holmes of the 21st century??


Solve this case and be greatly rewarded with  :
  • private screening hall for any movie,
  • Panasonic 50" 3DTV 
  • 3D Blu-ray Player 
  • Much more!

For further clues & information, visit this site : 

So, put on your deerstalker hat, take your pipe & bring along your walking stick.

Good luck!

Wednesday, July 14, 2010

Music CD Giveaway : Akon vs. K'naan

1) Jabulani Football
- Adidas Limited Edition World Cup 2010

2) Vuvuzela from South Africa

3) World Cup Cap

4) South Africa Flag

5) Something is Missing Here...

Something is missing from the above picture!
They all representing FIFA World Cup 2010
in South Africa. What is missing?

Answer : Wa
vin' Flag
by K'Naan

So, wave your flag
Now wave your flag
Now wave your flag (x4)

K'NAAN Wavin' Flag has steal many
hearts and leave a very memorable
feeling for this year FIFA World Cup!

Have you listen to his song 'Wavin' Flag?
It is awesome...

Here is the link for you to listen to this
fantastic song and you will know why it
has been chosen as the Coca-Cola's
official World Cup anthem for the
2010 FIFA World Cup.

This K'Naan Wavin Flag song is a better choice
because :-)

We can relate to it, once it is played on air ...
it is like part of the FIFA World Cup 2010!
The tune is so catchy, full of charisma and the words
make us energised ... full of energy, full of power,
full of life and full of Hope to all of us!

It has the Soul of FIFA World Cup 2010. It has the
right spirit of celebration to last a lifetime!

K'NAAN Wavin' Flag is here to mark the FIFA World
Cup 2010 South Africa, it is indeed the best song ever!

Cheers and Celebrate :D

Thursday, July 8, 2010

What If I'm A Russian Spy

I was recruited to be a Baby Spy when
I was just 2 months old .....

Yeaah, I was trained how to camouflage and
blend in
with my surroundings!

Look, that's me...can you see ??

At the age of ..... I was sent by Mother Russia
to 121 Baker Street, London to be trained by
'Sherlock Holmes Academy of Investigation'.

I have also completed an Intensive training in
Thailand Special Branch
on 'Thai Boxing',
Weight Lifting, Arm wrestling
& many more!

Our KGB has creative Professor Doc who
create all kind of spy gadgets for our mission!
He wears many watches to synchronize the
time of various missions at different place and

Soon I'm ready for my first mission to Malaysia.
There I met 'back to back' with a well known
blogger who is also an undercover international
spy known as Kenny ... aka 'Susan Boyle'.

We have a tough fight ... and he won! I reported
back to my 'Head Quarter' in Russia that Malaysia
have well trained, fully equipped secret agents,
spies and most of them are also bloggers attached
to a special Agency call 'Nuffnang' and their
up coming project is called ' S A L T '.

I managed to have a comprehensive information
on their SALT mission!

The details are as follows :-

Дата проведения: 26 июля 2010

Время: 9 часов (время малазийская)

Место проведения: GSC Середина долины.

Tarikh : 26hb Julai 2010

Masa : 9 pm (waktu tempatan)

Lokasi : GSC Mid Valley.

No worries, mother Russia will send me a well
trained and sexy partner called 'Evelyn Salt'
equipped with Sony HD bloggie to assist me
in this mission!

All I need NOW is to get someone, an 'insider'
to get me a premier ticket to 'SALT' on the
above date ....... ... see you my friend!

Classified Information

The above post, characters are totally 'fictional'.
So... be cool, it is not true.

Friday, July 2, 2010

I Wanna Be The Sorcerer's Apprentice

That's the best question, and I love to answer it!

If I am the Sorcerer's Apprentice, I will master the power to see
the future. With that I can plan from warn the people of
any catastrophe. Help those in need and I will be a heroic role
model for my family.....

By the way, I will use the same power to monitor the stock market
and make some money...LOL

Let see what Nicholas Cage has to say in the movie, will he recruit me????

Friday, May 21, 2010

English To Bahasa Melayu Translation

I read The Sun (May 21) with interest and amusement on the Malay translation of " Furry Vengeance." It is translated ( 'menterjemah' ) as ' Balas Dendam Berbulu.' My goodness! How can he or she still be on the payroll. This bring to mind on the emails I have read on the Malay translation of computer terms. Please bear in mind that it is not the wrong translation by anyone. It is meant for a good laugh to lighten up our boring mundane life. A big 'thank you' to the person who thinks up of this translation to give us a good laugh for laughter is the best medicine.


1. monitor - ketua darjah
2. keyboard - papan kunci
3. computer mouse - tikus komputer
4. hard disk - disk keras
5. hardware - perkakas yang bibuat daripada besi dan tembaga
6. computer notebook - buku catatan komputer
7. internet - jaring saling
8. email - surat e
9. snail mail - surat siput

At the moment I cannot think of any other terms. If any of one of you can think of other terms please add to the list. Let's laugh together as we don't want to weep alone.

Wednesday, April 14, 2010

Ghost Stories PART III


Again this ghost story was related to me when I was a young boy in primary school. I liked to hear ghost stories especially late at night and my good mother always hurried me to sleep early. But I was eager to hear late night ghost stories.

Three buddy friends from Senggarang rode their Scramblers to Batu Pahat for a mid-night show. They have not been to town for months. It was a good movie called Thirteen Ghosts in 3-D. The movie-goers were each given a pair of special cheap paper spectacles which they can retain it.

After the show they rode back home. But mid-way home they saw a brightly lit hawker centre. One of the friend suggested, " Hey! There is a new Hawker Centre not far from the main road. It
looks inviting. Shall we stop by for sup?" The decision was unanimous. They went in. All stalls were teaming with customers for their late night supper or rather very early morning breakfast.
The three buddy friends have fried noodles. After their meals they exclaimed in unison, " It was
delicious. Shall we come tomorrow night? OK."

They rode straight home. As soon as they reached their respective homes they vomited. Out came earthworms, grasshoppers, crickets,termites, ants, centipedes and earth. What an awful
sight! The non-stop vomiting and diarrhea made them dehydrated and weak. An ambulance arrived to send them to Batu Pahat General Hospital. Anti-biotic jab was given to each of them.
When they recovered and able to talk coherently the attending doctor inquired on the cause or the food they have eaten. They related the incident to the doctor who replied that there was no
such hawker centre there as the doctor passed by that stretch of road everyday. That area was a cementry.

Sunday, March 21, 2010

"I'm going to the Gatsby Deodorant Street Fair"

"I'm going to the Gatsby Deodorant Street Fair"

Date: 17th April 2010
Time: 10am till 5pm
Venue: Front Foyer, Ground Floor, Berjaya Times Square, Kuala Lumpur.

Come one come all, come to THE GATSBY DEODORANT STREET FAIR,
Meet me at the Front Foyer, Ground Floor, Berjaya Times Square, KL,
Let's have fun,fun, never ending fun and all the fun and fair.
Remember, mark your calender on 17th April 2010,
Have venue and date, but no time, to be fair,
Give me the time,
Yes, yes, time is 10am till 5pm.Join the funfair.
Sumo Wrestling and gladiator battles I play,
And all exciting games I am going to win fair and square.

More info @

Friday, March 12, 2010

Ghost Stories Part 2

This is another story that I heard when I was a young boy. Most ghost stories begin after mid-night. This is no exception.Eeeeeeeh........

One cold eerie night with the chilly wind blowing and the incessant howling of dogs was heard distinctly. (My hair stood on ends when I a small boy then, heard the beginning of the story with added special effects and dramatic actions provided by the many uncles and aunts).

The grandfather clock struck one, 'tong.' It was one o'clock in the morning. A taxi driver on the way home drove past a cemetery. A young beautiful lady completely in black with a baby in her arms, waved for the taxi to stop. The taxi driver asked for the destination and the fare was quoted and agreed upon. She entered the taxi with the baby in her arms. After travelling for about 4 miles, she asked to stop as she wanted to powder her nose. She passed her baby to the taxi driver to take charge as she ran towards the winding narrow path to do her business.

The cab driver waited and waited and the baby seemed to get heavier and heavier. It has been more than half an hour with no sign of the young lady. He called up but no reply. The tiny baby
felt stone-cold and heavy. He looked down at the still baby. To his horror the baby in his arms had into a tomb stone. Instinctively, he wanted to throw it down. But he wouldn't believe his eyes. He checked and checked to make sure the baby is still there. No, his eyes did not play tricks on him. He was not seeing things. It was real. The baby had turned into a tomb stone......

Wednesday, February 17, 2010

The Lighter Side 2

1.What is the difference between a good girl and a nice girl?

Answer: Well, first it is spelled as 'good' and second it is spelled as 'nice.' Ha, ha ,ha! A good girl is one who goes out on a date with her boyfriend, goes home and goes to bed. A nice girl is one who goes out on a date with her boyfriend, goes to bed and goes home.

2. What is the difference between a good secretary and a nice secretary?
Answer: A good secretary is one who says: " Good morning, Sir!"
A nice secretary is one who says: " It's morning, Sir!"