Wednesday, February 17, 2010

The Lighter Side 2


1.What is the difference between a good girl and a nice girl?

Answer: Well, first it is spelled as 'good' and second it is spelled as 'nice.' Ha, ha ,ha! A good girl is one who goes out on a date with her boyfriend, goes home and goes to bed. A nice girl is one who goes out on a date with her boyfriend, goes to bed and goes home.

2. What is the difference between a good secretary and a nice secretary?
Answer: A good secretary is one who says: " Good morning, Sir!"
A nice secretary is one who says: " It's morning, Sir!"




4 comments:

Family of Four said...

Great jokes-great use of English,punny all the way!

JamesKYTan said...

Thanks for your kind comment, Family of Four. Happy Chinese New Year.

Hapi said...

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JamesKYTan said...

Hello Hapi, You must be happy to have a such a good name. Thank you for visiting.