Happy Father's Day

Mother's Day has come and gone at the blink of an eye. Now Father's Day is near. Let me remind you of an ancient story....

Once upon a time there lived an old man with his son, daughter-in-law and grand son in a land far far away. They lived happily together until one day.....

The old man was advanced in age and weak, and suffered from arthritis and the all the illness of old men.Besides, he had lost all his teeth and could not eat without any help. Every morning his son had to carry him out of his bed and his daughter-in-law had to bathe and mop him. His daughter-in-law even cleaned all the mess when he pissed and shitted on his pants, like what he cleaned up the mess of his son when his son was a tiny baby who had lost his mother during child birth.

This everyday job of cleaning up the mess created by the old man was an ordeal to the couples such that they discussed and came up with a solution which was overheard by their young son. They planned to dumped the old father deep in the jungle where tigers roamed.

Early the next morning they dressed up their old man and put him into a big basket and set up into their tricycle for the journey with their son tagging along. When they reached the interior of the forest where tigers abounded they alighted and dumped the basket with the load. As soon as they got ready for the journey back home their son asked in his most innocent voice, " Papa, you have forgotten to bring back the basket. I need that for you when you are old like grand pa."
His son's reaction struck him like a big thunder bolt from Thor.

The couples decided to bring back and look after their father. From that day onwards, looking after their father was a pleasure rather than an ordeal.

HAPPY FATHER'S DAY

The Lighter Side 2

1.What is the difference between a good girl and a nice girl?
Answer: Well, first it is spelled as 'good' and second it is spelled as 'nice.' Ha, ha ,ha! A good girl is one who goes out on a date with her boyfriend, goes home and goes to bed. A nice girl is one who goes out on a date with her boyfriend, goes to bed and goes home.

2. What is the difference between a good secretary and a nice secretary?
Answer: A good secretary is one who says: " Good morning, Sir!"
A nice secretary is one who says: " It's morning, Sir!"

Jokes of the Day

Here Are 3 Short Jokes!!

(1) Chinese Adam & Eve:

If Adam and Eve were Chinese, we would still be in paradise, because they would have ignored the apple and eaten the snake.


(2) Three Feelings:

What's the difference between stress, tension and panic?
Stress is when wife is pregnant,

Tension is when girlfriend is pregnant, and

Panic is when both are pregnant.


(3) A tap on the driver:

A passenger in a taxi tapped the driver on the shoulder to ask him something....

The driver screamed, lost control of the cab, nearly hit a bus, drove up over the curb and stopped just inches from a large plate glass window....

For a few moments everything was silent in the cab, then the driver said, "Please, don't ever do that again.. You scared the daylights out of me."

The passenger, who was also frightened, apologized and said he didn't realize that a tap on the shoulder could frighten him so much.

To which the driver replied, "I'm sorry, it's really not your fault at all. Today is my first day driving a cab. I have been driving a hearse for the last 25 years."

THE LIGHTER SIDE =D

Here Are A Few Jokes I Want To Share.


1. There were 3 p0liticians gathered together at a high-class restaurant. They discussed their secrets and promised not to reveal to anyone, not even to their wives.

1st politician: During the tsunami raised fund, I embezzled more than $10 millions for my family.

2nd politician: That is nothing. I mis-appropriated more than $ 2o millions from the earthquake fund for my mistress.

3rd politician: My inner most secret is I am an incorrigible gossip, I cannot keep secrets.



2. There were 3 priests discussing on their private lives:

1st priest: I have known both of you since primary school.
Both of you were sincere and honest. With our
priestly allowance/salary, how can, you my
friend afford a Camry and you, drive a Mercedes
S Class? How do both of you manage that ?

2nd priest: You want to know how I got a Camry? Very
simple. Since we are priests, we believe in God.
So I asked God, " God,the donations for the
monthly expenses for the needy, as a head priest am I entitled to
part of it? If you agree, I' ll draw a BIG circle
and I' ll then stand in the middle of it. Then I' ll
throw all the donations up high into the sky, the
money that falls inside the BIG circle belongs to
me, and those that landed outside the BIG circle
belong to God." That is how I manage to
drive a Camry.

3rd priest: Since God is in Heaven
above, every month I throw the donation money
up into the sky. " God, this is your money, take
it. If you think I deserve it, then return to me."
Every month, God never fails me. He always says
I deserve it. This how I drive a Mercedes S Class.