What If I'm A Russian Spy

I was recruited to be a Baby Spy when
I was just 2 months old .....

Yeaah, I was trained how to camouflage and
blend in with my surroundings!

Look, that's me...can you see ??



At the age of ..... I was sent by Mother Russia
to 121 Baker Street, London to be trained by
'Sherlock Holmes Academy of Investigation'.




I have also completed an Intensive training in
Thailand Special Branch on 'Thai Boxing',
Weight Lifting, Arm wrestling & many more!





Our KGB has creative Professor Doc who
create all kind of spy gadgets for our mission!
He wears many watches to synchronize the
time of various missions at different place and
localities!



Soon I'm ready for my first mission to Malaysia.
There I met 'back to back' with a well known
blogger who is also an undercover international
spy known as Kenny ... aka 'Susan Boyle'.



We have a tough fight ... and he won! I reported
back to my 'Head Quarter' in Russia that Malaysia
have well trained, fully equipped secret agents,
spies and most of them are also bloggers attached
to a special Agency call 'Nuffnang' and their
up coming project is called ' S A L T '.

I managed to have a comprehensive information
on their SALT mission!

The details are as follows :-

Дата проведения: 26 июля 2010

Время: 9 часов (время малазийская)

Место проведения: GSC Середина долины.

Tarikh : 26hb Julai 2010
Masa : 9 pm (waktu tempatan)
Lokasi : GSC Mid Valley.

No worries, mother Russia will send me a well
trained and sexy partner called 'Evelyn Salt'
equipped with Sony HD bloggie to assist me
in this mission!



All I need NOW is to get someone, an 'insider'
to get me a premier ticket to 'SALT' on the
above date ....... ... see you my friend!

Classified Information

The above post, characters are totally 'fictional'.
So... be cool, it is not true.